What would Jesus tweet

I think someone did a sermon on that maybe. But I was thinking about it. Would Jesus really dig what I Twit? Would He laugh? Would He cringe? The fact is, before the thoughts ever get crunched down into those few 114 characters, we have already been measured by the Holy Spirit. I have had so many things I was going to Twit then checked myself because I didn’t think it would be a good idea. But just because I didn’t Tweet it doesn’t mean Jesus is really proud of me. What are your thoughts. Has Twitter kind of opened the door to gossip and slander but give it a pass because it’s on Twitter?