I am pretty hard to buy for at Christmas. So I try not to think too much about any subliminal messages in the gifts I get. But I am a bit concerned about one of the gifts my wife got me. It’s a desk calendar. You know, one of those that you tear out a page each day to read the message of the day. The title of this one? “The bad driver’s handbook.” Upon opening it, I immediately thought she accidently gave it to me and was originally intended for my 15 year old permitted driver. Nope. Definitely for me she says. Hmmm. What is she saying?