I don’t twitter. I tried it. But I decided it wasn’t for me. I was putzing around ustream and I heard a guy say, “yeah, I just twittered.” That got me thinking.

What are some ways we could mainstream the word twitter as a substitutionary word. You know, like thingamabob. Or doohicky. So here are some of my attempts to mainstream twitter

“Uh oh. Little Johnny just twittered in his diaper. You change him.”

“I don’t know. I was driving down the road and it just started twittering”

“Hey dude. XYZ. Your twitter is open”

“Look at that little birdy twitter along”

“He twittered his life savings away”

“That shirt is a twitter too small”

This post brought to you by the great people who don’t twitter.

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