Wives

Got this from my wife. Don’t know who she got it from, but take credit if it’s you.

“A  Texas Wife”

Three men married wives from different states.The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It  took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house  and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman  from  Missouri . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,  dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next  day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw is house was clean, the  dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The  third man married a girl from  TEXAS . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the  table  for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day  he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

One Response to Wives

  1. jennetcetera says:

    Guess Justin should be happy I’m originally from CA!! And I does the dishes without complaint because he does the laundry…woooohoo!!!

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