Why It’s GREAT To Be A Guy

Not sure where I got this, but I read this Sunday morning in church a few weeks ago about

Why It’s GREAT To Be A Guy…

– Your last name stays put.

– The garage is all yours.

– Wedding plans take care of themselves.

– You can be president.

– You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

– Car mechanics tell you the truth.

– You don’t care if someone notices your new haircut.

– The world is your urinal.

– You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky.

– Wrinkles add character.

– Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

– The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

– New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

– Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So, notice anything different?”

– One mood, all the time.

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